Buy Punny Costumes eBook

If you shy away from celebrating Halloween because you can't think of a clever costume that is quick to make, YOU ARE IN LUCK. Punny Costumes is a downloadable eBook of 252 descriptions of easy-to-make, no sew, costumes based on word plays. Not only will you have fun wearing your costume, you will also have fun reading the descriptions, as you choose the costume that is best suited to your personality. Some of the varied choices you will find are costumes for being the Corn Belt, the Belle of the Ball, a Yard Sale, or Bill Gates and Shares of Microsoft Stock.

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